What foods would you like to make?

I’m not allowed to enter my wife’s kitchen.

When I was a bachelor I liked to make lots of things.

I’m a spontaneous type of cook, and I like to just look in the fridge, and see what is available. It’s unpredictable, and of course, it can be messy, and sometimes mistakes are made.

Sorry dear.

It’s not a win/win situation at all – call it a 50/50 proposition at best – It could bee good or it cood bee reelie bad. But it is food, that’s a guarantee.

My specialty is just to mix, grind, mash, blend, and slice everything together- bake it, cook it, fry it up, and call it a meal, or keep it cool, call it a smoothie.

Sounds great eh?

Now you know why I am banned from the kitchen.

But I still want to make something in the future.

If only I had patience to follow a recipe. . .