On what subject(s) are you an authority?

On the subject of Wasting Valuable Time in search of some Good News-any little Tidbit will do-and I intend Not to breathe Easy and Smile again until that Magic Unbelievable moment OF Truth called, When I Find The Tidbit of Good News that makes my Day, can I say that I am a self proclaimed expert in this area.

No No No, It ain’t Me You’re Looking For Babe.